Kicking off our Week of Babes, we've compiled a run-down of the best shower scenes in gaming. We've rated each shower on the stream itself, how clean it's getting the girl and how pleasing the facility is in general. We're sure that's what you've come here to look at too.


Strength/temperature of shower stream: A standard bath/shower mixer installed, unusually, on a wall that isn't above a bath. It's obvious by the lady's tears that she wishes she'd listened to the plumber when he said a standard shower/bath mixer was an inferior, yet inexpensive alternative to the more pricey but reliable Thermostatic mixer option. It would have been worth the extra £60 if it meant that every time next door flushed the toilet her shower wasn't reduced to a mere trickle.

Level of cleanliness: She hasn't come in here to wash, she's come to sob about her poor choice of shower equipment.

Quality of shower facility: Grubby wet room - the kind favoured by continental swingers for their sordid sex fiestas.


Strength/Temperature of shower stream: The immediate appearance of steam suggests the heat-up time is nominal, especially as Aya stands underneath it as she turns the faucet. However there appears to be limescale in the fixed shower head as the tell-tale jets' trajectory deviates from their intended course intermittently.

Level of cleanliness: Poor - with such a delapidated shower unit, Aya is likely soaking in more dirt that she's washing off.

Quality of the shower facility: Cracked and broken tiles underfoot will harbour germs and could cut bare feet. Also signs of mould between said tiles and clear signs of inadequate moisture extraction, allowing steam to escape into adjoining room. Let's hope that paint is latex-based and fully cured, or problems are certain to arise in the future.


Strength/Temperature of shower stream: The traditional rose head is producing a disappointingly light sprinkling, although the temperature appears adequate.

Level of cleanliness: Christie's skin may be smooth, but without power-assisted pressure, the exfoliating benefits of this particular shower are highly debatable. It's making her wet - that's all.

Quality of the shower facility: The room is spacious and well lit, although the degree of privacy leaves something to be desired. However, the floor-to-ceiling tiling is commendable - essential in a wet room such as this.