When Jack Thompson talks to God
Is the cross examination short or long?
Does he ask which airways are too lewd
and file complaints with the FCC too?
Does God suggest who Jack should sue
When Jack Thompson talks to God?

When Jack Thompson talks to God
Do they speak plainly or in legalese?
Is he certain of the Word he's heard?
Is every song either clean or obscene?
Does God's verdict ever change his mind
When Jack Thompson talks to God?

When Jack Thompson talks to God
Does he spoil the child by sparing the rod?
Agree which radio hosts should be stopped?
Which charges should stick or just be dropped?
Who played GTA and then killed some cops
While Jack Thompson was talking to God?

When Jack Thompson talks to God
I wonder which gets offended or called the fraud
"This shooter game is a murder simulator!"
"It's free expression, Jack, you attention whore
predict Columbine for 60 Minutes more
that's what God recommends

When Jack Thompson talks to God
Do they chug milkshakes and watch CNN and FOX
while they pick which massacre to chase
which songs are fine and which are a disgrace?
I guess God just condemns it all to save face
When Jack Thompson talks to God

When Jack Thompson talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
Just his own self-righteous crusade instead
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When Jack Thompson talks to God?

I doubt it.
Yeah I doubt it.