76

Fun review of God of War: Chains of Olympus

A fun, humorous review of God of War: Chains of Olympus from GameLemon, with Kratos compared to Chuck Norris, Stephen Seagal, and... Martha Stewart :)
When it comes to badasses, there are a few specific folks who come to mind. Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kicks of fury, Steven Segal, with the ponytail of doom, and Martha Stewart and her soul-stealing stare. However, none of these pillars of destruction quite match up to Sparta's greatest warrior, Kratos (Martha Stewart comes awfully close, but I've got to think Kratos could take her so long as she doesn't get the drop on him).

News Story attached to:
3 comments | go to source (www.gamelemon.com) | send to friend | add alt source
Register as a member to subscribe comments.

Comments with -5 or lower "thumbs" are removed from display.

  • 0 thumbs!
    chautemoc | May 15, 2008
    If Kratos gets busted for insider trading, then definitely Kratos > Martha Stewart.
    • 1 thumbs!
      Seeker X | May 15, 2008
      The thing is...Kratos doesn't dwell with petty human/mortal currency.
  • 1 thumbs!
    vaga_koleso | May 15, 2008
    Yeah, maybe commodity exchange at the most. You know, trading his Blades of Chaos for barrels of oil

This news story is archived and is closed to comments now.

Submit Newshelp

Recent Forum Threads

Recently Approved

Top Contributors

This Month
Gothic Girl 475 pts
chautemoc 272 pts
Deathsythe 244 pts
Silver Mir.. 173 pts
Tyranitar24 125 pts
Akira_EX 123 pts
Coltrain 74 pts
bbb7002004 69 pts
Agrias 51 pts
All-Time
Gothic Girl 14734 pts
Krunal 11813 pts
Linkin Par.. 9920 pts
Final Blade 8638 pts
xsynergyx 8079 pts
mistermostyn 7868 pts
Silver Mir.. 7359 pts
chautemoc 6724 pts
ITANI 6350 pts
Storm 5642 pts

Stats

Today
Published News: 9
Comments: 101
Points Given: 206
Users Registered: 2
This Month
Published News: 125
Comments: 887
Points Given: 1975
Users Registered: 7
All Time
Published News: 9804
Comments: 65261
Points Given: 156824
Users Registered: 482

Conventions / Trade Shows

(0.5015/d/aeon)