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13 Year Old Buys Hookers, Plays Video Games Instead!

Avalith | May 13, 2008 | News | Xbox

My, my. This is a first. While it's not the first time someone has stolen their father's debit or credit card, this is certainly one of the first times that hookers were involved. In fact, this is a story that might even put Eliot Spitzer in a more positive light. A thirteen year-old Texan decided that he and some friends were going to order a new credit card using his father's existing card to go out and buy the services of a pair of escort girls.

The catch? The teenagers preferred to play Xbox than get laid.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

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SvR2008 | May 13, 2008

Oh kids these days
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sonyandnintendorule | May 13, 2008

wat the hell!!!
he chooses xbox over sex
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  Gamesta100 | May 14, 2008
  
  I don't get why people say stuff like this.You know not every freaking kid these days thinks they're an adult by the time they are 10 (over exaggerated but you get the point).
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  Big A2 | May 14, 2008
  
  He's 13, he's not going to have sex with any girl at all!
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kik36 | May 13, 2008

LMFAO WTF?!!! It's actually a good thing for the girls they didn't go through with it, or they woulda been tossed in jail for sex with minor instead.
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  Ameer | May 14, 2008
  
  It's probably half the reason it didn't happen in the first place.
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Xenctuary | May 13, 2008

I wonder how well they performed.
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Final Blade | May 14, 2008

_{Well since some hookers have Disease's it was probably wise they didn't venture in that territory.}
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  Avalith | May 14, 2008
  
  The adult entertainment industry is, for the most part, very clean. In most situations, employees are tested regularly to ensure they're clean so the potential liability for introducing an STI into another's body is slim to none. Yes, there may be a few diseases around, but the risk of a sexual encounter with an infected person in the prostitution or pornography industries is so low that it really isn't an issue.
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    Final Blade | May 15, 2008
    
    _{Yes im well aware of this fact. But Hookers aren't your typical Adult entertainment Industry. It falls similar to Whores, and some(the operative word here) do have it.
    
    That was my initial point on my comment. I didn't say all, i said some.}
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Seeker X | May 14, 2008

Damn...these hookers don't appreciate gaming...
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Storm | May 14, 2008

Those are some pricey 'hookers,' they shouldn't have diseases, lol.

That's odd...puberty comes extremely late for those kids.
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theundertakergonzo | May 14, 2008

Thats hilarious, kudos to the kid for doing something like that.

Although thinking about the seriousness of it that's one of those things which is completely rediculous to be honest.
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Dance Floor Killah | May 14, 2008

Lol, he says he wants to be a politician someday. This sets him well on his way.
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  Avalith | May 14, 2008
  
  It's all about sex, lies, and money in politics (read: Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton).
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slumpy monkey | May 14, 2008

When I was 13, I knew what to do with hookers....
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Twisted | May 16, 2008

When I was 12 I was watching my cousin playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and there was a hooker. I asked what she was doing and my cousin told me a hooker, but he refused to tell me what she does. So I asked my mom. >_<

I felt really stupid after I asked her.