This is a humorous, albeit retro oriented countdown of the ten best video games of all time. The author submits what he believes are the ten most influential, entertaining, and all around best video games ever made.
Super Mario Brothers: What more is there to say about Super Mario Brothers that hasn’t been said before? This game is the Casablanca of all video games and will go down in history as a true classic. This was the game that put video games on the map. Granted other video games existed before Super Mario brothers, but none stirred the hearts and control pads of the masses quite like this one. After all, who could resist Mario and Luigi? They were more than just a couple of brothers in the plumbing business, they were pretty bad ass renegades who didn’t think twice about stomping mushroom traitors or kicking turtle soldier shell butt clear across mushroom kingdom if it meant saving Princess Toadstool. Speaking of the princess, she was smokin’ even though they hadn’t pixelated cleavage yet. This is a game that had it all, bizarre villains, midgets, hot princesses, and wanton fireball destruction. All in all, the original Super Mario Brothers was a fun game, but it also taught us some important life lessons: much like you can’t go back on a screen, you can’t go back in life. Once you make a choice you are stuck with it. Eat your vegetables and you’ll grow big and strong, always chase stars, no matter where they lead you, if you eat a flower you just end up spitting fire, and with a little manual labour you’ll find gold coins in the most unlikely places. Yes, this game was a true classic that created a whole generation of super gamers and maybe some renegade plumbers too.
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Still, it's a decent list, especially to have so many classics on there...seems like it's only a Nintendo list, though.
No doubt the old NES/SNES games were great, but they weren't the only great games to ever exist.
The Times They Are A-Changing.
p.s. how in the mother****ing hell is super mario bros better than okami or sly3 [seriosly i played/beat sly3 becauae its wat i do wen im bored