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  Storm | May 04, 2008
  Is this Jerk Thompson's first game appearance?
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    chautemoc | May 04, 2008
    Jack Jerkson is another good one. =)
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      slumpy monkey | May 04, 2008
      Lol wth did you thumb him down?
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  theundertakergonzo | May 04, 2008
  Haha, Jerk Thompson, that makes me laugh!
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  dragoshi1 | May 04, 2008
  ROFL.
  
  Hot coughing. Lol. Probably goes like this;
  
  [insert employer here] wants Niko to "take out" A Massive video game critic named Thompson jack. Pick him up in your limo, park it on 4th street, and then do any means neccessary to "take him out".
  
  Items given for this mission: Every damn weapon in this game. Plus, a rocket propelled chainsaw.
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    VeGiTAX2 | May 04, 2008
    Best comment of the day right there.
    
    "Plus, a rocket propelled chainsaw."
    
    Someone should get a gold cast of that quote.
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    Final Blade | May 04, 2008
    _{LMAO "Rocket Propelled Chainsaw" Talk about brilliant. I would love to see that in action.}
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  joshuam | May 04, 2008
  haha jerk thompson xD
  nice one
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  Oogity_Boogity_Boo | May 04, 2008
  Rockstar is absolutely brilliant.
  
  Can't wait until they reconstruct it and put it up on Youtube.
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    Krunal | May 04, 2008
    Keep waiting... just don't hold your breath whilst you wait... or you may reach heaven/hell whilst waiting (sooner than if you didn't hold your breath).
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  xsynergyx | May 04, 2008
  Go figure, you're going to *bleep* up Jack Thompson on this mission.
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  StarJet | May 04, 2008
  ROFL! Jerk Thompson. Hahaha!!! So, how do they go about unlocking this? Is it only on the XBOX360, coz PS3s cannot run hacked ISOs?
  Wonder whether this mission would be there on Youtube.
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  gotenks992 | May 04, 2008
  Hahaha that sounds great.
  
  I can kind of picture it now. I can't wait for it to be put on Youtube!
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  Krunal | May 04, 2008
  Anyone read the article properly? Let's see what they have under the tags....
  
  "Tags: Fiction Friday � Grand Theft Auto 4 � fake news"
  
  Ahem at the last one. It's fake guys
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  joshthegreat | May 04, 2008
  I love SarcasticGamer. Amazing website. Amazing guys who run it. And an amazing forum community. I also won 1600 MSpoints from them.