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  reaver11 | April 24, 2008
  I don't know about anyone else, but I enjoy taking a shower, changing my clothes, and brushing my teeth, thank you.
  
  And what exactly would you be doing with your "tons of free time"? I don't think zombies watch TV...
  
  Other than that, I'd say its a rather mediocre attempt at a pointless topic. But interesting though. Better than all these "which version of GTAIV is better" articles.
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  Euphoric | April 24, 2008
  I took the article as a sarcastic swipe at the 'pros'. As in it is highlighing all these benefits but really showing how shit it would be.
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  tallteen86 | April 24, 2008
  They don't actually advocate the whole 'become a zombie' (AKA: Zombification) thing (even if it was a real condition)....After all, being what is essentially an automaton, flesh eating, 'once a human', pretty much any trace of intelligence rotten away with th brain, creature isn't really appealing >_>
  
  Lol at the going around naked ;; Notice how zombies that happen to be naked in-game (like with Oblivion) are mysteriously missing genitalia? Can't be showin' the rotting ding-dongs and stuff I guess >_>
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  Lord_80 | April 24, 2008
  But I would like to show off my rotting ding dong. aaaw
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  theundertakergonzo | April 24, 2008
  Well that article reminded me of why i like to do my daily things just so i can keep clean. Zombies always look outright disgusting, heck it's a part of them.