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GamePolitics (delayed) coverage of Thompson Bar Trial: The testimony of a witty lawyer against Jack!

Avalith | March 22, 2008 | News | Misc 
This is the fourth part of GamePolitics' series on the bar trial of Jack Thompson. Part three linked Jack Thompson to the murder of an innocent fax machine, along with arguing between Thompson and the judge presiding over the case about an objection or two. This time, we get the joy of watching a witty Take Two attorney zinging Jacko in court.
JT: How do you know that my purpose of seeking the federal action was to forestall the disciplinary proceedings as opposed to getting federal relief for what I thought were inappropriate proceedings? You don’t know that.

SMITH: Because I have a brain.

JT: I beg your pardon?

SMITH: And because it’s exactly the pattern that you used here.

JT: What pattern here? Where?

SMITH: Running, suing everybody in sight who doesn’t agree with you, seeking -

JT: Oh, so you -

SMITH: You cut me off again.

JT: Okay, Mr. Smith. You go right ahead. I’ll give you as much rope as you want.

SMITH: Is that a question?

JT: No. You go right ahead, I said.

SMITH: Okay. It’s exactly what you’re doing here, Mr. Thompson. Exactly.

JT: Go right ahead.

SMITH: I’m finished.

. . .

JT: They didn’t have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?

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  • 1 thumbs!
    black doom | March 23, 2008
    quote FROM SOURCES:# Sean Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Is it so wrong that I�m enjoying this slow motion train wreck?
    I am bringing up this quote from the comments on their site because it is exactly my thoughts.
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    Stitch | March 23, 2008
    LOL!
    This must be the most entertaining stuff a court ever had.
    Usually, it's boring, but with Jacky around, you have atleast a court clown in it.
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    Capn Droid | March 23, 2008
    Yeah, not to mention court costs and damages.

    Jacko never ceases to amuse us, though. That conversation in the source quote is gold.

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