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Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box

Cupogoodness | November 14, 2008 | News | PC Playstation 2 
A Turkish man has escaped a prison in western Germany by making use of the tried and true Solid Snake method of using a cardboard box. There is now a manhunt taking place to recapture the clever escapee.
In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box...

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  • 3 thumbs!
    Daigoji_Gai | November 14, 2008
    And some MGS haters mocked the cardboard box... one of the greatest tools ever designed for clandestine military operations!
    • 1 thumbs!
      Zero and X | November 15, 2008
      Lol, agreed! No one can withstand the awesomness of the cardboard box! XD
  • 3 thumbs!
    kspiess | November 14, 2008
    Cardboard boxes are pretty elite... but they ain't no oil barrel ! Those things are like invisibility cloaks.
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      Daigoji_Gai | November 14, 2008
      You know, that has to be one of my favorite comedic moments in MGS4... Old Snake getting the upgrade... (not for Akiba's moment, but the way Old Snake analyzes the oil barrel and grunts)
  • 3 thumbs!
    Drogo Baggins | November 14, 2008
    That guy earned his freedom...
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      Big A2 | November 15, 2008
      Well, since we don't know what he did to get in there, I can't really say that he's earned his freedom by sneaking out using a method from a video game.
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    BANDITO ATTACK | November 14, 2008
    i am laughing very very hard right now.
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      Krunal | November 15, 2008
      You know I really shouldn't be... it's a criminal after all, but that is all I can do as well...
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      Final Blade | November 15, 2008
      Same. I mean you can't say this guy isn't clever and smart.
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    FinalFantasyFanaticc | November 14, 2008
    ROFL, ok right now my sides are actually hurting from this.

    That guy deserves to be free and should remain free.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Stitch | November 14, 2008
    LOL!
    Well, Who knew a "Dumbass" Box would be such a great helpfull tool to use?
    Way to go!
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    Dark Arcanine | November 14, 2008
    That guy is a champion!
  • 1 thumbs!
    Aussie Legend | November 14, 2008
    That is awesome.

    Well, not awesome that a crimial escaped into the world again, awesome by the 'means'
  • 1 thumbs!
    Bale Fire | November 14, 2008
    Does this guy by any chance have a mustache and a mullet? And a whiny emo ninja hanging off his shoulder?
  • 1 thumbs!
    Dark Dom | November 15, 2008
    They should let him go for that, that's *bleep*ing awesome.

    "Snake, what are you doing?"
    "...I'm in a box."
  • 0 thumbs!
    Seproth | November 15, 2008
    HOLY SHIT, I BET HE FORGOT TO CALL SIGINT!
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    SonicFire | November 15, 2008
    The real life Snake, perhaps?

    Maybe it was planned all along.
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    sora_kairi_riku_FAN | November 15, 2008
    LMAO
    cant believe something like this could happen!
    man... that guy really earned his freedom! let him be!
    but... how could he get through security?? did he exit through the main door? xD
    • 0 thumbs!
      SUPREM_KITE | November 15, 2008
      if you go to the source it says that he was doing something with paper for a job at the prison and before his shift was up he jumped in the box and closed it up they then loaded the box into a truck which left and he jumped out of the truck
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    sonyandnintendorule | November 15, 2008
    LOL now i never have 2 worry about the law again as long as i have my trusty box!!
  • 0 thumbs!
    Seproth | November 15, 2008
    This just in! If your a fan of MGS do something illegal. Go to prison, it's just like MGS but more realistic.


    ...and without the whole saving the world thing.
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    huntyr | November 15, 2008
    It still strange, I would have figured the prison would do a head count after the job was done to make sure no one jumped on the truck.
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    Tiger of Wu | November 15, 2008
    I'm guessing this is the same guy who tried to escape by laying in ketchup and pretending it was blood? Let's just hope he isn't a murderer or anything.
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    Gothic Girl | November 15, 2008
    This is awesome news. (Well, a part from the fact that he's a prisoner ... but you know what I mean).
  • 0 thumbs!
    Breezy | November 15, 2008
    That's how I robbed the Queen of England

    That man is either very clever, very stupid, or just very eager to get out of prison.
    • 0 thumbs!
      kik36 | November 16, 2008
      I'm thinking he's pretty damn eager to get out of prison as I would be as well LMAO
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    Oogity_Boogity_Boo | November 16, 2008
    OK, this is funny, but you have to be kind of worried when using a video game method of hiding actually works and people can escape from prison by using it.

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