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World of Warcraft Questions Answered!

Zeromage | July 13, 2008 | News | Misc 
A long time nerd and World of Warcraft addict, DestructoMaximo answers all our his readers World of Warcraft related questions. Sometimess seriously, and sometimes not so seriously.
Melissa asks, I think my boyfriend is addicted to the game World of Warcraft. How can I get him to stop playing that game and spend more time with me?

Dear Melissa there is a direct correlation between the amount of time that you are naked and the amount of time your boyfriend spends time with you. This is science. If he knows hanging out with you will eventually, at the end of the night, lead to a good ole' fashion romp in the hay I guarantee he will be raiding your dungeon more often. True WOW is digital crack cocaine, but you have boobs and no man will turn down a nice pair. So next time your beau is battling away on the intraweb, walk into the room completely naked, sit on his lap, and then f' his brains out. I think that will solve your problems. If not dump his loser ass, send me a photo and maybe we can talk.
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    chautemoc | July 13, 2008 | reply
    Haha. Oh dear .
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    slumpy monkey | July 13, 2008 | reply
    LMAO that is good advise. Funny stuff.
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    tallteen86 | July 13, 2008 | reply
    A bit excessively rude at times (and I could do without the 'faggot' remark), but the advice and info is mostly there...

    Totally spot on about the first part though....If he prefers WoW over naked girl, either he is beyond help, gay, or the girl is just plain ugly (no offense to less 'visually appealing' girls, but it is nature) >_>
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      chautemoc | July 13, 2008 | reply
      Yes the rest of it was actually awfully intolerant. =/
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    Marshal Loss | July 14, 2008 | reply
    That is the funniest thing I have read today. 10/10, great article!
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    HisServant77 | July 14, 2008 | reply
    To be honest, The first question/answer turned me off of the entire article there . . . Even if humourous, it was still a turn off.

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