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Homebrew Wiibrator marks Nintendo's slow descent into hell

chautemoc | June 23, 2008 | News | Wii 
That was satire, that.

"Team DWiildo" has created an application which runs through the Wii to make the Wii remote vibrate, effectively turning it into the "Wiibrator." But just wait until you hear about the features being planned.

Oh Nintendo, you're not so innocent as we thought.
Team DWiildo suggests using the Wii remote jacket, for safety's sake, and instruct gamers to "Not try to use this with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals."

There are four different "playing levels," in what is described as a "highly advanced technology demo." The team clearly have ideas for where the project is now going, mooting adding the ability to add a "stimulating" slideshow of images, USB webcam support and online chat functionality, as well as local multiplayer options to future versions.

Online multiplayer for up to 32 eager participants may also be coming soon. According to the info, "This would make it the first ever widely available tele-diIdonics."

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  • 0 thumbs!
    Armed Rebel | June 23, 2008
    Finally, something to buy the Wii for!
    • -1 thumbs!
      Fatal Error | June 24, 2008
      I'd give thumbs up 11 times for that if I could.
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    Deathsythe | June 23, 2008
    Wow, every geek's fantasies are now coming true.

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    cjmnews | June 23, 2008
    Seems like vaporware to me.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Jak66 | June 23, 2008
    Okay.... Team Dwildo (Dildo) and Wiibrator (Vibrator)
    and using a jacket (Condom)

    What The *bleep*!? THis seems like it's some sorta joke
  • 1 thumbs!
    BANDITO ATTACK | June 23, 2008
    Team DWiildo

    i lolllllld loud @___@
  • 0 thumbs!
    lord of vice city | June 23, 2008
    hmmm, i dont think mothers are actually buying Wii's for their kids are they
  • 6 thumbs!
    kik36 | June 23, 2008
    Hmmmmm.....my fiance has been pushing hard for a wii too.....coincidence?! LMFAO
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    Final Blade | June 24, 2008


    This picture sums up this feature perfectly.

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    Zeon I | June 24, 2008
    Like I said, Wii is for everyone. Even for sick sex obsessed bastards who would turn the most Family Friendly System on the Market into a little sex box. About Time, shit.

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