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The Top 7 Deaths in Cute Games

theundertakergonzo | June 02, 2008 | News | Misc 
The article reviews the top 7 games which you would put in the cute category which contain the most disturbing deaths. The game which contained these deaths were in seventh Paperboy, sixth viva pinata, fifth taken by pikmin, fourth frogger, third New Super Mario Bros, second to Beautiful Katamari and the winner was Super Smash Bros Brawl.
The bright colors and delirious sounds of cutesy games often gloss over ultraviolent gameplay. The sadistic deaths visited upon characters in these kiddie games are always hidden behind candy and rainbows. But violence without gore is like a cheeseburger without cheese. Sanitizing violence to make it “kid-friendly” hurts society more than it helps, and teaches unrealistic life lessons. We want to set things right, so we’ve re-imagined death in seven cutesy games that tried to cover up the gore. Here’s what death might actually look like if portrayed realistically in these games, thanks to our resident artist Mr. Tyler Wilde.
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  • 2 thumbs!
    Storm | June 03, 2008
    This is nothing compared to how Looney Tunes do it. Although their characters have been through hell and back many times.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Zhou Tai Rocks | June 03, 2008


    Rated M for mature aduiences only.

    Either way, wasn't a bad article, and some of these ways made lol irl.
    • 0 thumbs!
      Storm | June 03, 2008
      How cool would it be to replace that green monster being run over by a car with say...Benjamin, ZTR?
      • 0 thumbs!
        Zhou Tai Rocks | June 03, 2008
        Thumbs down for you man, thumbs down.
        • 1 thumbs!
          Storm | June 03, 2008
          It was just a question. Haha, but I deserve it, I wouldn't want a certain heart-breaker to be in that position, either.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Jesus | June 03, 2008
    All this did was make me . Some of those pictures were absolutely hilarious.

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