"Valhalla Knights is a lot like your ex-girlfriend -- there will be moments when you have a great time together, but you won't be able to shake the feeling that you can do better.

I'm all torn up inside, readers. See, Valhalla Knights succeeded at impressing me with fun, real-time combat, completely pissing me off with drawn-out quests and eventually driving me away due to the complete lack of anything resembling story progression.

From the get-go, you know things are a bit discombobulat..."

"Valhalla Knights is a game that offers a wealth of potential positives in character construction and basic action RPG mechanics but ultimately fails due to excessively repetitive gameplay. With a basic, uninspired plot full of RPG cliches offset by a reasonably solid character development scheme and large dungeons to explore, Valhalla Knights's focus is clearly on exploration and combat. However, despite a wide variety of classes, races and equipment, gameplay becomes very tedious very fast, ..."