"We all know that video games make for really awesome murder simulators and serial killer training programs. That's why we love them so much. But what if you could learn other skills from them that didn't involve shooting people with guns? I know, it sounds absurd, but that's exactly the question the Something Awful Forum Goons attempted to answer this week. They took their favorite games and edited them slightly to show off all those valuable real world skills they learned. Who know video gam..."

"Why did the villagers shoot at Leon ?
Because his last name is Kennedy !

What's a popular drink for a hot day in Raccoon City ?
An iced-tea virus !

Why do zombies fear Photographers ?
They hate headshots !

Why did the angry people attack an outsider with pitchforks and torches ?
Because they were religious !"