"Measuring 210 x 310 centimetres and crafted from 100% wool, the sprawling floor filler is the perfect gift for the Pac-Man enthusiast who has it all... at least it would be until you see that it costs some $2,030 USD! GamerSquad’s collective wallets are beginning to burrow themselves deeper into our pockets at the mere thought."

"For a very long time indeed, they were the preserve of SAS units, terrorists, Formula One drivers, and of young children with dramatically over-protective parents who didn't care all that much about how their poor child actually looked. Now however, balaclavas are slowly creeping back in, to the extent that even gamers are being targeted.

Take, for example, the Pac-Man Plush-Head helmet. On sale in "limited numbers" at the ClubNAMCO shop. An adult version of this garish headpiece will set ..."