"Dear Scribes,
I'm a longterm fan. Well. Longterm enough. You had me at Banjo-Kazooie's release, so there.
I'm not here to be critical or pose questions that have been asked to you lot till the words begin to haunt your dreams, but to ask this. My gaming future may rest upon the answer. Basically you lot ruined platformers for me. I could hardly play anything last gen without your logo, or that of a certain company you were 2nd party for a while on the box. Why? Your games are too..."