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The hottest ... oh, no wait... most grotesque females in gaming

StarJet | April 12, 2008 | Blog | Misc 
Well, well, well... Has anyone of you been sick of cute and/or hot female characters in games? If your answer to that question is yes, then you may be in for a treat. This article brings to light, the most grotesque female game characters of all time.
Enjoy. =P
On a personal note this was the hardest list I've ever attempted to write. All of these girls are villains in some way, with exception of the Horde. It was a ridiculous quest to find a female in a video games who wasn't attractive. And not just attractive, drop dead, unrealistically gorgeous. I hate to ruin a simple list like this, but why? Why are there no normal to ugly looking females, let alone fat ones. I mean I hate to break it to you people, fats real. People are bitching about how they are treated on XBL and in the gaming communities, but what about how women are portrayed in games. It's never bothered me before that women were often desirable in games, but every single one, that seems excessive to me. So I say bring on the fat people, I want to see some imperfect characters in games.

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  • 1 thumbs!
    Capn Droid | April 12, 2008
    Good list, tbh. I lol'd at Medusa. She looks like a great wife for Davy Jones.
  • 3 thumbs!
    Xenctuary | April 12, 2008
    Damn. These ladies are fine.
    • 1 thumbs!
      Storm | April 12, 2008
      I guess they would be fine if you were of a similar species to them. That all just can't be human.
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    Trend | April 12, 2008
    Wow they're so hot. I would tap that in five. [/sarcsm]

    Some of these things are disturbing, and have made me not want to play a game. Sometimes I can't tell if they're man or woman.
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    Guugley | April 12, 2008
    I thought this one was quite funny actually.

    No suprise the Berserker from Gears is in there, too. (:
  • 1 thumbs!
    tidus04 | April 12, 2008
    After looking at these im actually thinking that Paris Hilton is quite attractive after all

    .. but never the less. *bleh*
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    X_MANBEARPIG_X | April 12, 2008
    Urgh..

    Female tauren are worst in my opinion lol.
    Female dwarves are bad as well but they're not horde..
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    neto_360 | April 12, 2008
    >_>

    I think Medusa did deserve number one on this list. She looks plain nasty >.
    • 0 thumbs!
      Storm | April 12, 2008
      That is exactly why we'd turn to stone if we look at her.
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    FFXFREAK | April 12, 2008
    xD. This is quite funny I never realized how many ugly females there were in games xD. *barf*. Grunty = Hilarious. I remember her fugly face . xD.

    ~FFXFREAK
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    Twisted | April 12, 2008
    The picture kinda looks like my old Tech Teacher, in so many ways.
    • 0 thumbs!
      StarJet | April 14, 2008
      Epic Win!
      BTW, you mean the pic of Medusa, right?
      • 0 thumbs!
        Twisted | April 14, 2008
        The main picture. I swear, it looks just as crazy and fat and ready to eat little kids. God I wish she couldn't teach.
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    black doom | April 12, 2008
    The Twins, the Twins, my eyes are burning.

    They look way more attractive merged, but then again I am a one woman kind of guy.
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    gotenks992 | April 12, 2008
    Haha Grunty made it on there. I didn't even think about her when I was reading the title.
    • 0 thumbs!
      Kazooieman | April 12, 2008
      I don't even know how Grunty is Grotesque? She's just fat and green! =O
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    Atsumi | April 12, 2008
    I think Miranda looked pretty unattractive in Halo 2.

    Then in Halo 3 she was kind of hot. (In that odd, video gamey way)
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    tallteen86 | April 12, 2008
    Uguguguguguuu >_>

    Yeah, I saw this list before.

    I'm sure there are worse ones out there, but some of these are pretty bad >_>

    BTW: While Medusa is *vomits* in that game. SOMETIMES she is portrayed (in various media) as being attractive (or at least not quite that *vomits*)....The whole 'turning you to stone' business is a turnoff, nevertheless >_>

    The weight of some of the ladies varies a bit in this article. Like one shows one being about 200lbs, and another shows one that is a bit bigger, being 400 lbs >_>
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      DougFunny | April 14, 2008
      >_>
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    Final Blade | April 12, 2008
    Waid a damn second, Where the hell is Clotho? Seriously you mean the tell me that Euryale, which is the sister of Medusa, is on that list and not Clotho?

    I would post a picture but its too graphic, but anyone who knows what she looks like will know that she is the #1 Grotesque, obese Multi-boob freak of nature of all video games or at least should be on this list. I can't believe no one even considered adding her, the third sister of the Fates
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      Chris7689 | April 14, 2008
      lol she most grotesque by a million miles. when i was fighting her i was gagging lol.
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    bk man | April 12, 2008
    ummm.. i dont think that i will say anything here.
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    RikuNova | April 13, 2008
    Oh wow...that Berserker lad doesn't look like a woman from the screenie...and that Medusa...*goes to vomit* is like, the nastiest woman I have ever seen!
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    theundertakergonzo | April 13, 2008
    These really are the most grotesque females i have ever seen, yeh they mgiht be anime but still that is disgustingly ugly. Some of them should really just say there nothing i mean yuck
  • 2 thumbs!
    Dark Dom | April 13, 2008
    Oh yes, I'm incredibly turned on.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Seeker X | April 14, 2008
    quote
    Waid a damn second, Where the hell is Clotho? Seriously you mean the tell me that Euryale, which is the sister of Medusa, is on that list and not Clotho?
    Agreed, The most disgusting female mythology creature in the video game universe is not in this list.

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