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The 3 Worst Games Ever Created By Chimpanzees

RKRigney | July 15, 2008 | Blog | Xbox XBOX 360 
Some games become curiously popular, even though they have the entertainment value of a brick wall. This is the story of 3 such excuses for video games. Hint: Each game's name starts with an "H" and ends in a "alo".
Note: Just a quote. Not the entire article.

"3. Halo: Combat Evolved

This game, although heralded by many a stooge, has so many problems and missing features that it's impossible to play. For one, the game disk doesn't work when I place it in my PS2 (which I bought from Wal-Mart). It's obvious that the developers are *bleep* based off of this anomaly alone, as any game that doesn't run on a PS2 was probably created by homosexuals."

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    Bunnyburn | July 15, 2008 | reply
    I lol'd.


    Also, before any stupid Halo fanboys come in and *bleep* up the article: IT'S A JOKE!
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    Seproth | July 15, 2008 | reply
    Un-funny, I didn't laugh at all.
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    RKRigney | July 15, 2008 | reply
    lol the guy with the username one letter off from "sephiroth" thinks it's not funny. Go figure.
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      Seproth | July 15, 2008 | reply
      Yeah, one letter. Would you like another try sir? What's FFVII have to do with this anyway?

      I have no love for the Halo series. The first one was awesome. Followed by disappointment. It's just purely not funny.
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    Seeker X | July 15, 2008 | reply
    You're trying a little TOO hard to be funny...
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    Razentsu | July 15, 2008 | reply
    Lol. Funny article.

    Halo rocks!
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    gamefreak101 | July 16, 2008 | reply
    WTF IS THIS. You fanboys are just jealous. Halo is awesome!!111

    Lol, hilarious article.
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    kyledawg92 | July 16, 2008 | reply
    Stupidest thing I've read in a while.
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    Play ISDF | July 16, 2008 | reply
    The 3 Worst Things To Read Ever Created By Chimpanzees:
    1. The 3 Worst Games Ever Created By Chimpanzees
    2. The 3 Worst Games Ever Created By Chimpanzees
    3. The 3 Worst Games Ever Created By Chimpanzees

    I understand it's meant to be a joke, but jokes are funny! This for me, was horribly unfunny. Just came across as a pissy Sony fanboy trying too hard. If the writer would lighten up a bit and actually make fun of the bits and pieces of Halo itself like some parodies do, then it could have been a great read.
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      HisServant77 | July 16, 2008 | reply
      I didn't find it funny either, but it wasn't "unfunny." Also, it definitely didn't seem like a Sony Fanboy who wrote that.

      It sounded like someone wrote that, in response to Sony Fanboys who may hate the series for no legit reason, and those who hate Bill Gates and Microsoft in general, "just because." It seemed like it was mocking those who say a game (such as the Halo series) is trash, because they don't like the console it's on, or they don't like the creators or something.
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        Play ISDF | July 16, 2008 | reply
        Spose you have a point there, but I still found it horribly unfunny. It just seemed really try hard or something, but I spose that's part of the humour I didn't get.
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    BANDITO ATTACK | July 16, 2008 | reply
    i really didn't know halo was created by chimpanzees.
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    Demonfurby | July 16, 2008 | reply
    That was alright. The first part of the first Halo was funny, then the first part about Halo 3. No Cloud or Sephiroth lol
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    cheatcodeman11 | July 16, 2008 | reply
    lol that was really funny
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    Phoenix | July 16, 2008 | reply
    Halo 3 is phail. Needs moar Cloud tbh

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